Why oh why did someone create big brother?

So can someone please tell me why I have to be plagued by the evil that is big brother? Frankly I find the whole programme extremely irritating. I wonder if you calculated the number of hours spent watching, discussing, pondering big brother how rediculous the result would be!

Now... onto something far more amusing.

What happens if you put the following together......

A Blue Hard Hat,
A Pallet Truck,
A Pallet,
A Petrol Powered Air Blower,
A Scaffolding Pole,
A Willing Volunteer,
A Late Night after a stressful day?

Answers on a postcard...... or you could just wait for the video. Soon to debut as the most fun you can have with the above list of items.