Its a perfectly good question which needs answering...

Today I have been irritating my wife with the following song...

First Verse:
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Second Verse:
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man,
the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

In case you want to know the tune that its set to....

http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/muffinman.html

For some reason I've had this song stuck in my head all evening and hopefully many of you will remember it from scout camp fires of yesteryear. If anyone can remember the bizarre dance that accompanied the song then I'd greatly appreciated a video of it. It would be a immense shame the tradition died out.

Whilst were on the subject of scouting songs, may I also heartily recommend checking out "Ham & Eggs". Its a fine song.